Akula: "Hailing frequencies opened"
by Ensign T'Kang


The Klingon shifted in his seat at the helm of the starship Akula.  His 
patients was much like his uniform trousers, riding up the crack of 
his ass.  In typical fashion he placed the hand phaser he'd been 
handed down and adjusted his shorts.

The waiting for the Cardassian Doctor and the two shape shifters to 
carry out this plan of hers was beginning to get to the brash warrior.  
The thought of Doctor Nelsy being a Cardassian spy was only 
compounded by her working together with the pair of Founders.  The 
whole damn thing could be a Dominion trick to destroy what little 
cohesion the covert Akula team had formed.  "To hell with it."  
T'Kang thought,  "If it is a Dominion trick, maybe I'll be fortunate 
enough to escape from `forced conscription' and get away from the 
Federation all together.

After adjusting his waist band and removing the fabric from the 
crease of his buttocks, T'Kang let out a belch before picking up his 
phaser.  Tapping a hand on the helm controls, he began to wonder 
when they would know if the Doctor's plan had worked, or failed.

===

Doctor Nelsy gave the simulation one final look over.  Both Alpha 
and Omega had assumed their proper forms.  They made 
convincing Cardassians.  When she knew everything was as ready 
as it was going to be, she activated a channel to hail the Cardassian 
light cruiser.

The view screen snapped to life with the image of a skeptical looking 
Gul.

"This is a secure channel reserved for command personnel of the 
Dominion.  Identify yourself."  The Cardassian Gul of the light cruiser 
demanded in typical Cardassian fashion.   On the view screen 
behind the Cardassia, Doctor Nelsy could just make out a Vorta 
standing near the Gul as she steadied her nerves to begin her most 
dramatic performance yet.